"When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you."
Uncertainty is exhausting.
I just got slapped in the face by 1999.
Hundreds of grade school girls sticking these in the corners of their eyes
THEY WERE MEANT FOR THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYSES I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THIS I ALWAYS STUCK THESE ON MY EARSA ND THEY ALWAYS FELL OFF AND I WOULD ALWAYS GET MAD
I always stuck the purple star under my eye like Rainbow Brite :B
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THOSE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO UNDER YOUR EYES I USED TO THINK THEY WERE STICK-ON EARRINGS
I NEED A MOMENT
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WEREN’T MEANT FOR THE EARS
I was a forehead type of gal
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american’s campaign against universal healthcare britain laughs because thats fucking stupid
we fucking call it maths because it’s fucking mathematics there’s more than one of them or maybe you pee-brained eagle-fuckers can only handle one
“pee-brained eagle-fuckers” *chokes on tea*
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